Saturday, March 30, 2013

So ya wanna be a Reporter

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Modern Journalism School Class Schedule

8:45     Hair and Makeup 102
11:15   Basic Exaggeration 301
12:30   Advanced Sensationalism 212
2:05     Bold Face Lies, Propaganda,
            and Biased Omition (Grad Level Only)
3:15     Standard Regurgitation/Research Avoidance
5:15     Ethics (just kiddin' . . .checking yer editing skills)

All courses can be transfered to either
Political Science or Business Management fields
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Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Saturday, March 23, 2013

Thursday, March 21, 2013

The Anti-Obama

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Pope Francis : Intelligent, humble, honest, and compassionate.
A just man of integrity.

. . .so, basically, the anti-Obama (O;

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

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"Humanity, unlike the angels, was given the great gift of pro-creation; which is why satan and the other fallen angels strive so much to promote anti-life things such as abortion, contraception and same-sex so-called marriage"
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Saturday, March 16, 2013

Galatians 6:17

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"I bear on my body the marks of Jesus." 


Many folks are talking about our new Holy Father's choice of name, but mainly in relation to his austerity and love of the "least of these".

Saint Francis was also the first to bear the suffering of the stigmata, and so our new Pope, in this  

self-centered media-zombie Obama-fanboy anti-God world
may also bear such pain . . .for love of Christ and love of us.

May God bless him, and our Lady watch over him.



Thursday, March 14, 2013

Blind leading the Blind

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"I go to church,  not every week" , 
"I can't remember a single sermon"

MSNBC's resident bigot* Chris Matthews 
explaining that he is a bad Catholic 
who never pays attention
yet is pretentious enough 
to lecture the Church 
that it needs to be 
as trendy as he is . . .ugh!

* yes, I am aware that most of the folks at MSNBC are bigots
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The Passing of the Keys (O:

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To Deny the Pope is to Deny Christ

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Isaiah 22:
I will clothe him with your robe,
gird him with your sash,
confer on him your authority.
He shall be a father to the inhabitants of Jerusalem,
and to the house of Judah.f
I will place the key* of the House of David on his shoulder;
what he opens, no one will shut,
what he shuts, no one will open
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I will fix him as a peg in a firm place,
a seat of honor for his ancestral house;

Matthew 16
Jesus said to him in reply, “Blessed are you, Simon son of Jonah. For flesh and blood* has not revealed this to you, but my heavenly Father. 
And so I say to you, you are Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church,* and the gates of the netherworld shall not prevail against it.
l I will give you the keys to the kingdom of heaven.*
Whatever you bind on earth shall be bound in heaven;
and whatever you loose on earth shall be loosed in heaven
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Sunday, March 10, 2013

Cain or Abel?

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As I was about to receive the Eucharist today 
I found myself pondering Cain and Abel and acceptable sacrifice
If it is truly Christ and truly a sacrifice, 
then we please God as Abel did, 
but if it is only a symbol, a false sacrifice, 
than are we not Cain?
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The 95 Theses : Revised Edition


Saturday, March 9, 2013

Real Hope and Change

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The Media Pundits all say the Church needs "change" 
but they do not understand
we are the Church of change!

Through the Church 
a sinner can change into a Saint
through the Church 
the hopeless change into the hopeful
and through the Church 
the unlovable change into the loved
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Friday, March 8, 2013

Just Do Do It

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Those who can
Do
Those who can't
work for ABC News*


*O.K. to substitue WaPo, CNN, or even Fox News
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Friday, March 1, 2013

Mainstream Media Chooses a Pope

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Ivar Arosenius 1878-1909 "En hemlighet"

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