Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Gore blames _______ on Global Warming

Gore blames Flatulence on Global Warming

I was just wondering if our favorite overweight ex-pro-lifer might ever use Global Warning as a possible explanation for the funk in the living room after returning from his favorite Tex-mex dive "Las Gluttonia on da Border". Just a thought.

"sorry teacher, the global warning melted my homework"

"no Father your 45 minute homily wasn't boring, it must be the Global warming"

"I would be posting more, but you know how the Global warming changes thought patterns"

What do you blame Global Warning for?