Thursday, May 30, 2013

The End of Limp Homilies

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Dear Parish Priests;

While I am very thankful 
for your vocation,
may I remind you 
that your discipline
is only one of  
celibacy,

so please please please
stop preaching
as if you'd been 
castrated.
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thanks and God bless,
D'art
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Saturday, May 11, 2013

Boystown

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Things you might hear in Hell

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1)  "It can't be a sin, we legalized it"

2)  "Jon Stewart and Chris Matthews said it was O.K."

3)   But I said "Jesus is Lord" once at Youth Group
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Friday, May 10, 2013

Behold thy Family

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"Naturally being truly pro-family (the domestic church), the Catholic Church can not condone anti-family actions like contraception or cohabitation, nor go against Christ's teaching by accepting divorce.

But it is also Pro-family in it's teaching in that it/we acknowledge not only the Father and the Son, but also the Mother Christ died to give us

. . . so even the lonely, the forgotten, the orphaned can say they too have a complete family"
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Tuesday, May 7, 2013

The Tally of the Mentality

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A Woman who has bought into the contraception mentality
 is saying to the world 
"It's my body and I'll do whatever I want,
and you have no right to tell me other wise"

A Christian couple who contracepts 
is saying the same thing, 
but to God.
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