Thursday, May 30, 2013

The End of Limp Homilies

Dear Parish Priests;

While I am very thankful 
for your vocation,
may I remind you 
that your discipline
is only one of  

so please please please
stop preaching
as if you'd been 
thanks and God bless,

Saturday, May 11, 2013



Things you might hear in Hell

1)  "It can't be a sin, we legalized it"

2)  "Jon Stewart and Chris Matthews said it was O.K."

3)   But I said "Jesus is Lord" once at Youth Group

Friday, May 10, 2013

Behold thy Family

"Naturally being truly pro-family (the domestic church), the Catholic Church can not condone anti-family actions like contraception or cohabitation, nor go against Christ's teaching by accepting divorce.

But it is also Pro-family in it's teaching in that it/we acknowledge not only the Father and the Son, but also the Mother Christ died to give us

. . . so even the lonely, the forgotten, the orphaned can say they too have a complete family"

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

The Tally of the Mentality

A Woman who has bought into the contraception mentality
 is saying to the world 
"It's my body and I'll do whatever I want,
and you have no right to tell me other wise"

A Christian couple who contracepts 
is saying the same thing, 
but to God.