"You are Book, and on this Book I will make thousands of Denominations"
"Everyone who says Lord, Lord, will enter the Kingdom of Heaven,
because they know the password"
"Mother behold your son,
son ignore her
and focus on me, me, me, me"
"Therefore what God has joined together, let man not separate,
unless they grew apart or got fat"
"But when ye pray, use not vain repetitions,
unless it's 15 verses of Awesome God"
"Anyone who loves me will obey some of my teaching, some of the time"
"remember! I will be with you always,
except for about 1500 years,
but than I'll send Martin Luther".