More O-bomb-ya

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Loving the Haters

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If you think 

"I love you and wish you Heaven" 

is hate speech, 

maybe you're confused 

as to who 

the real hate-monger is

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Holy Happy

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"If you teach a child to be happy, they will spend the rest of their life seeking happiness, which in the end benefits no one

But if you teach a child to be holy, they will spend their life seeking holiness, and that will benefit everyone . . . and they will also find themselves wholly happy"
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Holiday Giving

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"Instead of finding the perfect gift
for the person who has everything,
maybe find something to give
to the person(s) 

who have nothing"

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Things Jesus Never Said

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"You are Book, and on this Book I will make thousands of Denominations"

"Everyone who says Lord, Lord, will enter the Kingdom of Heaven, 

because they know the password"

"Mother behold your son, 

son ignore her 

and focus on me, me, me, me"

"Therefore what God has joined together, let man not separate, 

unless they grew apart or got fat"

"But when ye pray, use not vain repetitions, 

unless it's 15 verses of Awesome God"

"Anyone who loves me will obey some of my teaching, some of the time"

"remember! I will be with you always, 

except for about 1500 years, 

but than I'll send Martin Luther"

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