Monday, December 20, 2010

The Constipated Monk as a Dumb Blonde Joke

An aging Martin Luther goes to the post office to buy stamps for Christmas cards
He says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?"

The clerk says, "What denomination?"

The ex-Monk says, "God help us, what have I done?
Give me 26 Lutheran, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Baptists,
and oh heck, 2 Catholic"

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