Tuesday, February 6, 2007

The Religion of Bras

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macey's, one of the
largest department store chains. He shyly walked up to the
woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man "There is more than one type?"

"Look Around,"
said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras
in every shape, size color and material. "Actually, even with
all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras."

Confused, the man asked what were the types.

The saleslady replied, "The Catholic type, the Salvation Army
type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?"

Still confused the man asked, "What is the difference between

The lady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The
Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts
up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole

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