Ain't nothin' like the Real Thing, baby

"You could ask her if she ever would choose
to have Cheeze Whiz

when she can have actual cheese.
She might get some kind of clue from that."

responds Sister Mary Martha on her blog, responding to a letter asking for advice on how to explain to a family member why Catholics don't (or shouldn't) do the trendy "church hop" popularized by our protestant brethren.
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